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Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Twelve Things from Christmas

One Viewing of Elf
Two giant wedgies given
Three copies of Mel Gibson's The Passion floating around amongst family Christmas presents (two of them now in my possession)
Four point two miles until the next turn to my uncle's home, as calculated by Mapquest. That "point two" was important for my father to know.
Five sisters laughing and tearing newspaper up in order to freak out mom and dad that we started opening presents without them.
Six days past of vacation time
Seven trips to the mall
Eight-ty degrees on Christmas
Nine am wake up call
Ten + cousins working on gingerbread houses
Eleven pipers piping
Twelve (probably more) references to little sister smelling like "hot garbage"


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