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Monday, December 13, 2004

One Thing That Working With Sixth Graders Has Taught Me:

A unibrow is always funny. Always. It's like a universal truth or something. Why is that?


Blogger ts said...

i so agree! i look at myself in the mirror daily (actually multiple times a day) and can't help but laugh at myself for my pseudo uni-brow. i say pseudo of course cuz it's not one of those thick ones that my sixth grade science teacher had, but enough to qualify as one, i think. i shaved my unibrow seventh grade, unwitting of course to the fact that it would grow back thicker and longer. and though many an attractive woman has told me to get rid of it since then, to pluck it, that it looks horrific, to blah blah's a part of me, i'm ashamed for ever hurting it, and well i think i love it--it has a great sense of humor and makes me laugh, it doesn't make fun of me or argue, it listens and is not spoiled or demanding, if it could..i'm even sure it would pleasure me all day long. that's my uni-brow...the single one i adore.

4:07 PM  
Blogger Grace said...

Ok first - WOW - Hi TS, glad to have you with us!

Second - I was going to amend the declaration that a unibrow is ALWAYS funny to, a unibrow is always funny UNLESS it's on yourself. But acoording to TS, that's not true.

Third - I can't say that I recall anything about this unibrow of TS's. Maybe it's just me remembering all the good things and blocking out the bad.

Fourth - I dated a guy for 2 years that said if his unibrow could, it would pleasure him all day long. I'm not sure how to handle that fact right now.

4:45 PM  
Blogger Einstein said...

obviously he's not being satisfied so all he has is his unibrow. maybe he's just not enough man. :-)

1:56 PM  
Blogger ts said...

way to go, einstein! that was a predictable response. and thanks for noticing grace. but...for what it's worth, i was being hyperbolic.

4:09 PM  
Blogger Earnest said...

you girls are going to scare him off!!! you need to work him in slowly...then you can make fun of him for things like unibrows, lack of manliness, and using the word hyperbolic....

1:43 PM  

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