Grace should be my middle name.

Location: United States

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

Wake Up!

You know you're either a) really tired or b) have an excellent hair removal specialist when you dose off during an eyebrow waxing.


Blogger Earnest said...

dude thats dangerous...jsut think of it this way though...better to wake up the splitting pain of eyebrows being torn from the skin that to wake up the your "kitty" a/k/a down there hair being torn from your body!!! see it could always be worse!

6:20 PM  
Blogger Beatrix Kiddo said...

Okay... I figured if there was going to be a discussion about hair removal, that someone would inevitably bring up hair removal in The Torrid Zone.

Kids: it's not that bad.

Yes, it's uncomfortable. Such is hair removal. But it's good for you. You take 2 aspirin about 15 minutes before you go if you're really a wimp for pain. And if you''re getting a brazilian, the waxer will typically ofer you a glass of wine beforehand. And even without it, you're still okay.

You're better in a matter of minutes, and the fact that everything is, ahem, in order you-know-where for the next 3-5 weeks is also a very good thing.

So, get over it.

7:02 PM  
Blogger Grace said...

Honestly, I don't even know how to being to address the fact that you just referred to "kitty" on my blog. I really just don't.

9:49 PM  
Blogger Earnest said...

well perhaps if i put in perspective, grace...i know why dwell...well why not dwell...
My sister was in the hospital in typical ghetto new orleans and the nurse came into her room while she was sorta doped up and said okay honey im here to clean your kitty cat... sister almost died...and frankly since..ive havent been able to forget about it...its just too dman funny.

12:02 AM  
Blogger Einstein said...

OMG - I'm here to clean your kitty cat . . . I would have died. but can't we just call it a kooter. kitty kat implies hair and nastyness kooter is just well kooter it's there no implications no dirtness just kooter.

9:28 AM  
Blogger Eleanor said...

wow - did that blog entry totally digress from its original intent. way to go, sick-os!

12:45 PM  

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